It’s almost tomorrow in the kitchen.
— Marco (we still need to fix the oven clock for day light savings time)

The Office: Grammatical usage of “whoever” vs. “whomever” 

I saw this advertised on TV and almost vomited.

I saw this advertised on TV and almost vomited.

Tumblr is run by two people. Just two. Twitter has at least four (divining from their blog). Tumblr is making Twitter look bad.
cameron i/o

Tonight we had homemade lasagna for dinner.  Mmmm…family sauce  recipe from Italy.

Tonight we had homemade lasagna for dinner. Mmmm…family sauce recipe from Italy.

Our apartment’s floors are really uneven near the edges. 

God Squad lady: Praise Jesus! You won’t be saved without Jesus! You have to start believing in Jesus to be saved! Jesus will always be there for you!
Suit #1: Would it be so awful if we pushed her out when the doors open?
Suit #2: No. Jesus will save her.



—4 train

Overheard in New York | Most Popular Quotes

This site is very entertaining.