Someone please invite me to a gay wedding so I can buy these fantastic cards.

Someone please invite me to a gay wedding so I can buy these fantastic cards.

Sewing Machine, by Widespread Panic.  

I love my vampire sewing machine

Yup.  I was 17.
marco:

Got the marriage certificate today.
Oops.
I had no idea that we’ve been married since over a year before we met. And 6 years before I lived in this state. And with a marriage license issued almost 8 years after the marriage.

Yup.  I was 17.

marco:

Got the marriage certificate today.

Oops.

I had no idea that we’ve been married since over a year before we met. And 6 years before I lived in this state. And with a marriage license issued almost 8 years after the marriage.

Fat bird spotted in NYC window display

Fat bird spotted in NYC window display

I am probably a huge asshole for taking this picture but this truck crashed into a low bridge and completely crushed like a can. It looked ridiculous. No one was hurt.

I am probably a huge asshole for taking this picture but this truck crashed into a low bridge and completely crushed like a can. It looked ridiculous. No one was hurt.

Work is throwing me a bridal shower!

Work is throwing me a bridal shower!

We put up an awesome wall decal from Etsy by BadassCustomDecals and Singlestonestudios.  Instant art/decor and it doesn’t ruin the walls, removable but not reusable.  Perfect for apartments.  Marco and I spent all night putting it up.  Much mo…

We put up an awesome wall decal from Etsy by BadassCustomDecals and Singlestonestudios.  Instant art/decor and it doesn’t ruin the walls, removable but not reusable.  Perfect for apartments.  Marco and I spent all night putting it up.  Much more difficult than expected, but still worth it.

Making over the top trim and loving every minute of it.

Making over the top trim and loving every minute of it.

hrrrthrrr: Wow! First off…what a great campaign.  Second…I really want to try it! Michael C. Place — aka Build — has recently collaborated to promote the new Pritt correction roller called MyStyle. He designed and produced an original handpainted ar…

hrrrthrrr: Wow! First off…what a great campaign.  Second…I really want to try it! Michael C. Place — aka Build — has recently collaborated to promote the new Pritt correction roller called MyStyle. He designed and produced an original handpainted artwork that is the core of the TV commercial. But I would recommend watching the complete video.

Dinner on the bay at Trumpets Restaurant.

Dinner on the bay at Trumpets Restaurant.

Out on the North Shore of Long Island at a lavender farm. You can pick your own . (lavenderbythebay.com)

Out on the North Shore of Long Island at a lavender farm. You can pick your own . (lavenderbythebay.com)