Thank you for the valentine! I love you too.

Photos that describe their subjects are so much more beautiful.

By Annie Leibovitz for Vogue  (via julyshewillfly)

julyshewillfly:

Part Fraggle, part classically-trained chef, all lovable, she is the kind of person who should be celebrated on reality TV instead of all the vapid fame chasers who overpopulate our screens. If there was any justice in television, she will be this season’s triumphant tortoise. Go Team Hootie-Hoo! - Dorothy Snarker

I’ve only watched the video about ten times this morning.

I just can’t get enough of her crazy eyes.  Hootie-Hoo!

yay! I’m on eatsleepdraw

I’m home sick today and Marco left me this helpful feel-good buffet.  Thanks for taking care of me while I have your bloaty head disease.

Bloaty Head

I’ve caught the Marco Disease and it feels like I have Bloaty Head Syndrome a la Theme Hospital.

Attention New Yorkers and all visitors:

joannachristine:

You cannot stop in the middle of the sidewalk, street, steps of the subway, platform of the subway, or actually anywhere in this city. Once you start moving do not stop. You will get run over or punched in the face. Thanks.

Every day I have this problem and it drives me crazy! Especially those people who take one step into the subway car and stand there in the door so everyone behind them has to push their way in.  Be conscious of your surroundings. Other people exist!

Paranoid Android (live)— Brad Mehldau

I like the story this tells.

moderation:

Seinfeld Noir [Seinfeld] This is a great bit…(Jerry uses a classic Abbot and Costello technique to make a funny)

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How About Orange: how to:  Heart-shaped paper clips

Linds, you are too cute.  I’m so excited for this wedding.

That will teach you to be an early bird.

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Uggs are the worst trend to ever happen to fashion.

“Tiff, you’re a great influence.”

— David

Out to dinner with Tumblr.

Bright and sunny at work today. At least it’s warm in here.

A Grown Man's Obsession

Ryan:Was Ed trying to flip to the puppy bowl?
Me:Yes!
Ryan:lmao
Me:That was all he was yelling... "puppy bowl!!"
Ryan:Every year

The Sheep Market →

Yeah, the stick sheep are definitely my favorite.

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We found a local winter farmers market today: wine, sweet red pickled peppers from Dr. Pickle, potatoes, red onion, agave and ginger cashews, cheese, and pear cider.