Damn it Brooklyn, the suburbs do not have spiders like this.  I didn’t kill him.

I just spent the past hour trying to get this spider out of our bathroom.

Hey Jealousy, GIn Blossoms

This song just pumped up my morning!

“I’ve seen hundreds of toilets. But this one, it is special.”

— Confessions of a Plumber

Very few people will get this.

[talking via AIM about what time the plumber is coming]
Tiff:4:30
Marco:it's not late, naw, naw
Tiff:it's earlay earlay earlay

Why is it so difficult to start the laundry process?

“My last and most embarassing reason: Sometimes I want or need to read crap and I don’t want any evidence. […] A Kindle would hide my shame nicely.”

—

americanmailorderbride, explaining why she wants a Kindle.

That is one of my Kindle reasons, I want to hide my trashy vampire books. 

My brother Ryan and I hit so many golf balls this weekend, he broke the head off this club and had to weld it back together.  The next day we bought two new clubs at the local flea market for $2.50 each.

It isn’t Memorial Day without a huge piece of watermelon.

My perfect evening.

Upstate for the weekend, enjoying the local produce.

(via Marco)

fatbird

(via tervaja and robot-heart )

I love recreating famous photos.  When we eventually move out of our new place we will have to do it right with the fireplace, coffee, and stereo in the background.  

marco: I had an empty apartment. I had to. (The original is by Diana Walker, and this remake was shot by Tiff.)

“Nothing I like is pretty, except you.”

— Marco, talking about his lack of interior design aesthetic.  

Stuck with a plant in my face driving to our new home with the last car full of stuff.

Goodbye old apartment. I’m going to miss the times we shared together.

Park Slope Tragedy

Having to move our car from a GodSpot directly in front of our apartment. Ouch.

Trying to move in and the key doesn’t work.

Packing a kitchen is the most daunting task.  There is only one solution…

Plowed, by Sponge

I love this song.  It keeps me rockin’ and motivated.  It’s perfect for listening to music and doing stuff.