Not So Fast Food

I just noticed that from my last two posts, it looks like all I eat are burgers, hotdogs, and milkshakes.  A typical fast food diet, but these places I’ve been going require at least a haft hour wait (standing around and occasionally walking forward is a great fat burning activity) .  So because it is good greasy food, does that mean I’m not just a food slob, but actual a trendy food hipster?